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There's absolutely no good reason to assemble a list of the hottest girls that filmed themselves playing Guitar Hero. But that doesn't mean we won't do it anyway.

10. Black Skirt, Pink Shirt Girl
Any girl in a skirt playing a video game is bound to get some attention. Usually, it's the kind that results in a restraining order and a pissed off older brother named Raul wielding a wrench and yelling obscenities in the Mexican dialect of Spanish. Or so I've heard.

9. Two Girls, One Hero
They must've unlocked the Special Olympics version of Guitar Hero because I'm pretty sure their fingers didn't move once. Well, maybe once at the end, but that could've just been the onset of Parkinson's. It's hard to tell from this angle.

8. Ancient Woman
It's a little mean for him to refer to it as his mom when it's clearly a man, but either way, it's one of the sexiest things I've ever seen. The way she holds the guitar just screams, "I don't know what the hell this thing is, but Matlock's on at 9."

7. Legitimately Skilled Girl
She actually has admirable skills. And around 4:12, she has the kind of orgasm I regrettably heard coming from my parent's bedroom for 18 years.

6. Guitar Slut
After the camera cut, the fretboard went to a place only 40 or 50 men have been. Now the yellow button sticks.

4. Borderline Retarded Girl
It's not politically correct to make fun of the mentally challenged. But it's really funny, so watch this girl. (Sidenote: may not be a real retard)

3. Porn Rock Star
Porn and guitar hero? I think a lot of us can relate.

2. Bald Girl Guitar Hero
There's something really sexy about a bald girl playing guitar. I haven't figured out what it is yet, but it's definitely not the whole being bald thing. Must be her posture.

1. The Hero of Thongs...and this list
It took me 30 seconds to realize there was even anything Guitar Hero-related in this video. Then, just as the video and I climaxed, I noticed it.

In conclusion, we have discovered that there just aren't that many hot girls playing Guitar Hero on the Internet. Someone should probably start a government-funded organization about this problem, but...nah.