


![]() |
Michigan Woman Nearly Kills Dog with Wii |
![]() |

Recently, a Michigan woman almost killed her dog while playing Wii Sports. Yes. She almost killed her dog while playing with her Nintendo Wii. As Kathy "Bloodthirsty" White played Wii bowling with her daughter, she took a mighty backswing and then struck her poor pup, Ozzy, in the temple. She thought that she killed him instantly. (Does she think that she is the bionic woman?)
When she saw her dead(?) dog on the floor, she had the good sense to call her neighbor. The neighbor, as any good neighbor would, performed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and revived the dog.
Ozzy was then taken to the real vet. The vet told the pet owner that the poor, innocent dog had brain swelling due to cardiac arrest and extreme negligence when operating a Nintendo Wii (ha ha). Watch the video below.
