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Kid Threatens Suicide to Blizzard Rep |
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I love World of Warcraft for one reason and one reason alone- the people who play World of Warcraft are so whiny and out of touch with reality that it makes everyday hilarious (assuming this whole fiasco was over the Blizzard game World of Warcraft).
According to GamePolitics, a 17-year-old Ohio WoW-gamer was arrested Monday. Why was he arrested, you ask? Well, he allegedly threatened to commit suicide to a Blizzard rep after not getting what he wanted. As a juvenile idiot, he didn't think of the repercussions of threatening to commit SUICIDE to a company representative. The rep then called 911 and the little snot-nosed kid was charged with a first-degree misdemeanor. According to the police report, the kid tried to get out of trouble by saying his threat of suicide was just a joke in order to get what he wanted in the game. The policeman hopefully said "get a life." The court date is January 6.
So learn your lesson kiddies. If you're playing WoW and get into a fight with a Blizzard rep you have two choices: either get arrested for threatening to commit suicide or just go ahead and off yourself. It's the only way.
