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Grand Theft Auto IV Causes More Crime |
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Grand Theft Auto IV is not only a game with record setting sales; it is a game that has been infecting the minds of idiots created by inbreeding, KFC and public school systems. It's no surprise that the youngsters of today are heavily influenced by moving pixels on a screen. No surprise at all.
Recently, US teenagers have been arrested in Georgia for being connected with a series of car bombings. The morons face 57 felony counts resulting from six different vehicle fires they started in the month of July. Some of the charges are arson, criminal damage to property and possession of explosive devices.
According to a WSBTV report, the dimwits told the authorities that they discovered how to set cars ablaze from Grand Theft Auto IV. Another group of teenagers in Nassau County, NY, blamed the game on the series of muggings and vandalism that they were connected with.
If these idiots teach us anything, it's that we can blame our petty crimes on video games. So the next time you get caught with your pants down around your ankles near an underage ladyboy named Jacques, blame Grand Theft Auto IV.
