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Gaming Inspired Cocktails to Get You Crunk |
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Seeing that it is the holidays, I thought I would post something that is relevant to what is on all of our minds: alcohol. I can't get through family parties and chit chat without being at least a little bit wasted, and the best way to do so is through some cool, gameresque cocktails ("cl" stands for centiliter. Two cl approximately equals one "shot")!
My favorite drink would have to be the Portal-themed teleportation shots. Be safe kiddies. :)

Chell
Glass: Highball Glass
Garnish: 3 Lime Wedge in drink
Shaken
5 cl Cranberry Juice
3 cl Grape Juice
2 cl Apple Juice
1 cl Lime Juice
2 cl gin
Directions:
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled Highball glass.

GLaDOS
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
Glass: Chilled Martini Glass
Garnish: One Square Icecube in drink
Shaken
1 cl Absinthe or Pernod
1 cl Bols Mint
2 cl Sourz Apple
1 cl Lime Juice
2 cl Apple Juice
1 cl Chilled Water
Directions: Shake all ingredients with ice and fine strain into Cocktail glass.

Sentry Gun
Sweet but dangerous
Glass: Highball Glass
Garnish: A Cocktailberry on top
Shaken
2 cl Vodca
1 cl Bols Banana
1 cl Bols Blue
2 cl Black Sambuca
1 cl Cherry Liqueur
1 cl Lime Juice
Top Up with Sprite
Directions: Shake first six ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled Highball glass. Top up with Sprite

The Cake is Not a Lie
Glass: Rocks Glass
Garnish: Strawberry Slices
Shaken
2 cl Whiskey
1 cl kahlua
1 cl Bols Brown Cacao
1 cl Cherry Liqueur
1 cl Bols Strawberry
Top Up with Double Heavy Cream
Directions: Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled Rocks glass. Top up with Cream

The Drink is a Lie
Glass: Chilled Martini Glass
Garnish: As Much as possible
Cheap beer
Directions: Start getting a Martini glass. Put some Fancy garnish on it. Get a cheap beer from the fridge. Pour it into the fancy-made glass while the customer sees it and serve. Tell the Costumer that of course there is beer in it, as the drink was a lie.

Teleportation shot
Jump from one shot to the other
Glass: 2 shot glasses
Garnish:
First Glass
2 cl Gold Tequila
1 cl Orange Juice
Second Glass
2 cl lime juice or Roses lime
1 cl Bol Blue
Directions: Pour ingredients in the 2 shot glasses. Tell the costumer to start from the yelow one and end with the blue shooter
