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Final Fantasy 13 Countdown Fills Gamers with Rage, Impotence |
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It's hard for me to get excited about the new Final Fantasy 13 countdown on Square Enix's retarded site- want to know what? Here, I'll make a list:
1. It's been done so many times before, the whole ambiguous countdown scheme. (Can you say BUNGIE? Good. Because that's who I'm referring to.)
2. I won't bee seeing any FF goodness until 2010 so instead of enthralling me, it's giving me blue balls.
So that leaves me and every other FF fan in North America and Europe silently hating FF13's site, which is sporting the damn counter that ends on Wednesday at 8 a.m. PST. Unless Square Enix is going to announce that Final Fantasy 13 is going to be released in 2009 in the States covered in honey and chocolate, I have a feeling I will be sorely disappointed.
"The countdown has begun," reads the site. "A new vision will soon be revealed to the world. Register now to ensure you're there for the unveiling."
Ok, c'mon. You're just waggling a steak in front of a very angry and very rabid dog.

