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Animal Crossing Teaches Us Life Lessons |
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Oh how Animal Crossing teaches me the ways of the world! In the above video you see an example of how the real time calendar in the game coincides with real life... and how real time douches coincide with douches in real life. During the Animal Crossing version of Halloween, your neighbors will accost you and demand candies. If you don't give them what they want, they decide to A.) put a pumpkin on your head or B.) change your shirt?
The horror.
There is one thing to be learned through this classic Animal Crossing clip; people are dicks and never give them candy. I'm so jaded by Animal Crossing.
