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A Little Game Called Gears of War 2 is Popular? |
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At 12:01 a.m. on Friday, Nov. 7, men worldwide will be receiving one more reason to ignore their girlfriend's constant nagging. The perfection known as Gears of War 2 will be released.
A whopping 20,000 retail locations in 20 different countries will be granting gamers a chance to reunite with their long, lost, badass love Marcus Fenix. Predictions are being made that "Gears of War 2," a Xbox 360-only title, will be the biggest blockbuster of holiday season of 2008. It may not be a Tickle Me Down There Elmo, but it sure will get some fanboys pretty tickled. Chainsaw bayonettes!
Gears of War was the fastest-selling video game of 2006 (selling more than 5 million units to date) so we can expect to see some similar results with Gears of War 2.
Cliff Bleszinski and the rest of the gang at Epic Games Inc. are improving upon the first game in various areas; the Locusts will be tougher, the game will be bloodier and they are introducing more dark "emotion" into the storyline. Whatever "emotion" is.
To sum up the darker storyline, the last cities on Sera are sinking into the ground, since apparently the human race is being pwned by a new Locust threat. Marcus Fenix and the rest of the boys in the Delta Squad pursue the Locust, kill the Locust and generally make the Locust their little bitches. Also, the mission gets a little weepy when Dom looks for his long, lost wife, Maria.
My guess is that she cheated on him with a locust, and made a little half-Locust bastard child. Bitch be crazy!
